Yo, listen up. This sweet/sick/dope hoodie is your official signal that I'm off the grid, living my best life, and soaking up some sun (or snow, depending on where I am). Don't even try to slide into my DMs or call me unless it's an emergency of epic proportions. I'm relaxing/recharging/unwinding hard and need some serious me time/alone time/peace.

It's not a metaphor, it's fact. I need my daily dose of caffeine like a person requires oxygen. Truly, the idea of starting my day without it gives me unease. Latte doesn't matter much, as long as that bitter flavor hits my mouth. It's not just a drink, it's power for my mind. I am an individual of custom, and that habit is my morning ritual. Fuel